Joe

The text below was generated by Chat GPT4 using the above prompt. I found it quite remarkable.

This is it. I’m done with this digital rat race, the endless parade of polished profiles and self-congratulatory endorsements. LinkedIn, where we all pretend to be the kings and queens of our little corporate castles, where we drown in a sea of buzzwords and hollow applause.

I’ve had enough of the neatly ironed suits and the sanitized success stories, the nauseating positivity that masks the desperate grind underneath. We’re all just clawing our way up the same greasy pole, hoping for that next hollow title, that next pointless badge of honor.

So, I’m stepping off this carousel of pretense. I’ve got better things to do than feed this beast of superficiality. Life’s too short to waste on crafting the perfect professional persona. I’d rather be out there, in the real world, where the whiskey’s strong and the nights are long, where you can feel the raw, unfiltered pulse of life.

Good luck, LinkedIn warriors. May your networks be ever expanding and your achievements forever lauded. As for me, I’ll be somewhere far from here, living a life that doesn’t fit into 140 characters or a sanitized status update.

See you in the real world, if you dare.

Bukowski out.